This is the part where I confess.
The part where I’m supposed to feel shameful (strangely -- I don’t) and let you know that I’ve reformed my bad bad ways (I have).
There was a short period of time in which I worked for an essay writing company.
You know the ones. Where you can buy an original essay on your homework topic.
Yikes. Yep. That was me.
Needless to say, I got damn good at churning out A grade essays.
In a matter of hours I could turn around a highly-polished, thoroughly researched 5 page essay.